yo mommas so fat that I'm breaking up with you
yo mommas so fat that I'm never speaking to you...
alessandradite: “bruno the songdog” by my father dotter filmed me doing this
"hand on my dick like 'fuck jail'" -waka flocka
March 20th, Morning
Felt like doing one of these things based on Mira and Megan doing these things/encouraging others to do one of these things. Here’s one of these things: 9:30 AM Woke up and went to the bathroom, used facebook on Ian’s ipad while pooping, left it on the wire rack above the toilet. Walked back into my room and threw away ~half of a rat corpse that my cat had left by my couch. ~9:45...
i feel terrified
if i push 'enter' that shouldn't double as...
on this dumb website
i don't like the new text post format
punch me into my bed and leave me there for ~8...
punch me in the face literally as hard as you can
give me $20
edit my blog posts
at one point tonight I sincerely/absently thought,...
it wasn’t my cat
tell me what's wrong with that
I care about how I look
I get bummed out in the winter because I end up wearing the same thing every day because its all that I have that is warm in the summer I also wear the same thing every day, but I don’t care as much because at the time it seems cool to me for me to do that this winter I have been close to tears many times because I couldn’t find the hat I wanted to wear in the morning Because I...
a friend’s a friend who knows what being a friend is
Mira Gonzalez interview by Giancarlo DiTrapano via... →
Hot Luggy →
Feel like i haven’t ‘plugged’ my music in a while. might record some things today who knows.
feel like i should either 'drown my sorrows' or...
januaryfourth: i am a writer, why cant i write god damnit
With a negative and/or positive connotation
If i become a famous actor people will call me...
I'll get back on Facebook like tomorrow I promise
let me throw a reading in your spacious nyc living...
omg its mountain girl (#^~^)
jacob jaffe →
alex seedman and i are looking for a spot to host...
alessandradite asked: i can't stop laughing at a picture of a dog with snot dripping out of its nostrils and at how you'd probably react to it
: phone interview with the lady from the marijuana... →
joeybuzzz: woke up around 10:30 am then fell back asleep until 11:30 am around 11:35 am i got a call from an unknown 212 number the lady asked if i was ‘joseph’ i said ‘yeah’ she was calling me because i left her a message about a marijuana study she asked if i had 5 minutes for a phone interview i…
espir asked: ed shreds
arachnidine-deactivated20130326 asked: ed i don't know why i'm not just texxin you rn cause idkidk but: I'M GOING TO BE IN MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMNED NEW YORK CITY ON FRIDAY BUT ONLY UNTIL MONDAY AFTERNOON OR I MIGHT STAY LONGER IF I CAN BUT HOLY HECK are you going to be DOWN TO GET DOWN LIKE SMOKE CIGS EAT CHKN 'N GET LOK'D? i'll be texxin you soon bb
lol @ "bullshit sort of conservative bullshit that...
feel like pretention proliferates this like...